The Parable of Roger Milla

Oh, but it was glorious to be an African in 1990! The thrills still travel deliciously down your spine when the names are mentioned – Makanaky, Tataw, Kundé, Ekéké, Omam-Biyik, Kana-Biyik, Nkono. And the incomparable, the immortal Roger Milla. The Cameroonian football team did not just humble great teams like Maradona’s Argentina at Italia ‘90. They gave England an almighty scare, and their achievements, as well as the style and élan with which they went about their task, gave rise to the greatest ode to sport ever composed – Pepe Kalle et l’Empire Bakuba’s ‘Roger Milla’. 1990 was the year African football came out of its childhood and pointed towards a glorious future.

The footballing world was so impressed with Cameroon’s waltz to the quarter-finals that the entire World Cup was re-arranged. The competition was expanded from twenty four teams to thirty two, and Africa’s automatic slots rose from two to five. Even Pele predicted that an African team would take it all – win the diadem – by the turn of the century.

But Africa flattered to deceive. No African team has gone beyond the quarter finals in the five World Cups since. As a matter of fact, only two teams, Senegal in 2002 and Ghana in 2010, have even reached the quarters, and no team has ever looked like it might threaten the established powers. What we hope for is a surprise every so often – to snatch a shock win in the group stages. Pele’s career as a fortune teller failed before it started.

It’s a tale of unfulfilled promise. A tale of false starts, wasted talent and head-scratching among experts about what could be wrong. Add two more factors to our parable.

First, African players are among the very best in the world when they play for club teams abroad. Samuel Eto’o from Cameroon; Yaya Toure and Didier Drogba from the Cote d’Ivoire; a whole army of Nigerians; and our very own Victor Wanyama, can be put on any World XI, and most times are the vital link that leads to domestic league championships and Champions League triumphs. We even have our Obama doppelganger, in the person of the curiously named Divock Origi – born of a Kenyan father, but reaching full glory for others.

Second, other regions came and did what Africa was supposed to have done. In 2002, hosts South Korea, cheered on by a crazed home crowd, made it all the way to the semi-finals. There were loud shouts of protest about dodgy refereeing decisions, but an Asian team has been where no African country ever went.

That, in short, encapsulates the entire economic history of the African continent, and a huge proportion of current reality.

Everyone’s always known that African countries have potential, and the question always was when this would finally begin to be fulfilled. The false starts have been numerous. The promise of the 1960s had decayed by the 1970s and 80s. Zambia was well on its way to middle income, until collapsing copper prices and mismanagement led it to stumble; Kenya had the people and the international links to propel it to superstardom; Nigeria was even more blessed.

Deregulation and wholesale readjustment of economic policy was the other false dawn. Museveni’s Uganda, Meles’ Ethiopia and Mbeki’s South Africa were supposed to be the poster children of the new Africa at the turn of the century, but, again, the talent was wasted.

Even at the micro level, one still wonders at the curious dynamics. Kenyans are global leaders at any company they choose to work for abroad. Nigerians even more so. David Adjaye is one of the world’s best architects – he’s designing the Black History Museum in Washington DC, among other flagship projects – and he was born in Dar es Salaam to Ghanaian diplomat parents. But he does his best work internationally, and now flies the British flag. The same can be said of Tidjane Thiam, the Ivorian who heads up the British financial firm the Prudential. 

In the ongoing World Cup, the Cameroonian team even conspired to re-enact current Kenyan politics. The other night, after midfielder Alexandre Song had been sent off for committing a stupid, violent act against Croatian striker Mario Mandzukic, teammates began fighting among themselves. Benoit Assou-Ekotto and Benjamin Moukandjo, instead of figuring out how to make up their goal deficit, decided they were each other’s worst enemies, and started brawling on the pitch. Exactly the same way Kenyans have opted to battle each other instead of figuring out how to build an economy that’s the envy of the world.

Worst of all, countries that were no match for us are now global leaders. The same country that made it to the semis twelve years ago, South Korea, was famously economically behind many African countries at independence. It decided to hunker down and build world-leading football teams and economies. A country such as Vietnam, ruined by war as recently as thirty years ago, has a bigger and more dynamic economy than all but a handful of African countries. Nations that became independent in the 1990s like Slovakia are now donors to us.


Is there hope? Of course, hope is eternal. An African team may win the Cup soon. ‘Africa Rising’ may become ‘Africa Risen’. But don’t hold your breath. Crank up your stereo instead, and let l’Empire Bakuba remind you of past glories.

Also published in the Business Daily on June 24, 2014 at http://www.businessdailyafrica.com/Opinion-and-Analysis/-/539548/2359414/-/item/0/-/k2189z/-/index.html

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