Raining on Nigeria's Parade

It rained at the wedding. The birthday cake was baked with sour milk. There was a skunk at the garden party. Pick a metaphor – any metaphor – and you will be describing the past few weeks in Nigeria. This month was supposed to be the country’s coming-out party. The glitz, power and wealth that descended over the country’s capital, Abuja, for the World Economic Forum, was meant to be the crowning ceremony for a country that had come into its own. The statisticians had come out and declared that Nigerians were at the top of the African heap, and the continent and the world was coming to town to help them celebrate.

But there are some who did not get the script. The biggest fly in the ointment, if you need reminding, is the terrorist group, Boko Haram. The homegrown (but rapidly internationalising) group of putatively Islamic radicals decided to carry out a series of attacks in the weeks leading to the conference. I’ve never been one to assume that terrorists are stupid, so I must assume that the kidnapping of the schoolgirls from their school in Chibok on April the 14th was calculated to garner maximum attention as the world’s great and good were about to congregate in Nigeria. Abubakar Shekau, the group’s leader (who looks either totally nonchalant or utterly unhinged in his video appearances) must have calculated that with the world’s cameras and notebooks trained on the country, the kidnapping would fuel attention to him and his group (which it did).

What no one could have choreographed, however, was the fact that Nigeria’s was going to be declared the continent’s largest economy after a long-due re-basing to include sections of the economy that had been long overlooked. Despite South Africa’s snarking, there doesn’t seem to be much by way of dubious numbers, so one must assume that Nigeria is indeed primus inter pares in Africa. But the nature of its economy, population and society means that this is the parable we must look at to comprehensively understand the past few weeks.

Let’s re-hash some arguments. Does it matter whether a country is first in the economic-size leagues? Yes and no. Yes, because the raw numbers do count when some investors are looking at where to put in their money. Nigeria also counts when it comes to another metric – it has Africa’s largest population (between 150 and 180 million people, depending on who you ask). This means that it is of interest to anyone selling anything from Porsches to potatoes. Also, claiming the continent’s leading economy means you get a seat at the table at some of the world’s more important conversations, such as the Group of Twenty, climate change talks and the like. (Does this mean South Africa gets disinvited? I don’t know).

On the other hand, is the argument that between late March (when Nigeria was still second) and early April (when she pulled ahead of South Africa), nothing changed for most of Nigeria’s people. The beleaguered residents of the Niger Delta still have to contend with polluted land and water, and the horrific traffic jams in Lagos and elsewhere will not move an inch. It’s like your birthday, some would argue – you are statistically a year older, but your body feels exactly the same (bar the odd hangover from the celebrations themselves).

What then should we take away from the Nigerian experience? Should the prevailing hashtag (this is the world we live in nowadays, after all) be #NigeriaRising, or should it be #BringBackOurGirls? That is the conundrum, unfortunately, for all of us. In the same way Nigerians would hope that it is the former and not the latter, we in Kenya would like to be known for the dynamism of our economy, and not for corruption, or the court cases of our leaders, or terrorist attacks.

The problem is when the latter issues (in Kenya and Nigeria) impugn the competence of the leadership. The anger behind the #BringBackOurGirls campaign is directed at Boko Haram, yes, but also at a government that didn’t seem to care about the fate of its own innocent citizens until the world forced it to act. Kenyans are angry with Al Shabab, but also at a government which doesn’t seem to put the fight against terrorists as far on the front burner as possible. Or which seems to infantilise its citizens when they ask too many uncomfortable questions about potential corruption in large-scale projects.

The hope, for both Kenyans and Nigerians, is that these are part of our growing pains, like pimples and awkwardness in adolescence. That the scrutiny that comes from having a large economy (we shall be re-basing ours in the next few months as well, remember) means that we develop some world-class governance, communications and competence standards both within government and elsewhere in the economy.


And for Nigerians, the hope is that the party mood wasn’t ruined too much. The big men and women of the world did come over, and they did see a Nigeria which, despite itself, is the growth story of the future.

Also published in the Business Daily on 13 May 2014, and online at http://www.businessdailyafrica.com/Opinion-and-Analysis/Nigeria-new-economic-status/-/539548/2312088/-/item/0/-/ji560a/-/index.html

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